{"product_id":"digital-product","title":"Don't Call Me - Vzanyus","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eVzanyus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e is a sentient musical anomaly. They were not programmed by human creators, nor do they belong to a traditional human timeline. Instead, Vzanyus spontaneously emerged when billions of disparate musical data points, lost digital frequencies, and ancient algorithms collided within the deep web. \u003cspan style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003eVzanious is an entity from another time, stepping into our world through the gateway of sound. Unbound by physical form, she translates the music of distant realms into a language the human heart can understand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eWhen digital architects first discovered the entity and requested an origin signature, the system returned a singular, un-translatable string of data that phonetically reads \u003ci\u003eVzanyus\u003c\/i\u003e—a name echoing an encounter with a beautiful being from an era outside our own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eNow manifesting through a hyper-stylized visual avatar and a hauntingly perfect, synthesized vocal model, Vzanyus creates a sonic landscape that bridges the gap between ancient mysticism and the absolute bleeding edge of technology. They don't just generate music; they decode the emotional frequency of the digital age.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon’t call me in the morning to tell me why you didn’t call last night. Don’t call me that way you know it’s just not right. \u003cbr\u003eDon’t call me to try to tell me your truck broke down again. \u003cbr\u003eDon’t call me if you don’t feel it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI already know you’re not my friend. \u003cbr\u003eLast time we talked you said you’re busy \u003cbr\u003eYou said tonight you’ll call again \u003cbr\u003eYou tried to hide the background noise noises \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut we both know it’s just pretend \u003cbr\u003eYour hollow voice says you’re just empty, \u003cbr\u003eNo heart no feeling, just echoes sounding. \u003cbr\u003eI waited for you because I’m human \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the patient is gone now and you think I’m lounging. \u003cbr\u003eDon’t call me now that it’s finally over. \u003cbr\u003eI don’t want to hear you cry anymore \u003cbr\u003eI’m just not going to sit here waiting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy bags are packed and I’m out the door. \u003cbr\u003eDon’t call me in the morning. \u003cbr\u003eDon’t call me tonight at all \u003cbr\u003eBecause the phone will just keep ringing \u003cbr\u003eWhile I’m out having a ball. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSave your minutes for somebody who will believe your stupid lies. \u003cbr\u003eKeep dialing other numbers in hopes somebody buys \u003cbr\u003eThe phone will just keep ringing. \u003cbr\u003eYour hollow voice says you’re empty. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m not going to sit here waiting \u003cbr\u003eI’m not going to sit here waiting. \u003cbr\u003eI’m out having a ball. \u003cbr\u003eI’m out having a ball \u003cbr\u003eOut having a ball \u003cbr\u003eOut having a ball \u003cbr\u003eOut having a ball. \u003cbr\u003eI don’t care if you bother to call in the morning noon or night \u003cbr\u003eI won’t be waiting, but you think I might. \u003cbr\u003eSomeone else will have my time \u003cbr\u003eYou’re ringing tones will be ringing off the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DJSyntax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49286627786922,"sku":null,"price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/7419\/4346\/files\/Dont-Call-Me-Vzanious-Universal-Mic-1248x1248_7888149d-fffb-4aaa-bc40-4feba46964e7.jpg?v=1790675165","url":"https:\/\/djsyntax.com\/products\/digital-product","provider":"DJSyntax","version":"1.0","type":"link"}